Never. Moving. To. California.

" "It's basically a branding program, or a recruiting program for the military," Kelly said before the meeting."

(Pixar? I didn't mean you. You know that, right?)

Run away! It's TAG!

A co-worker and I were just arguing whether it's more embarassing to be from Texas (him) or Massachusetts. Today I think I take the upper (lower) hand.

But neither of us is from California.