Ten years?!?! No!

Good grief! The Matrix is TEN YEARS OLD!

Rather than babble about the first time that I saw it, and how I didn't WANT to see it, but it was free, and how I then had to drag people to see it and tell them "I KNOW it has Keanu Reeves in it but it's AWESOME!", and even throw in a couple of crying baby stories and how people in movie theaters suck (and that was ten years ago) I'll just point you to XKCD (warning, four letter word): Here. Wow. And I thought I wanted to forget about the Star Wars prequels. I actually HAVE forgotten the Matrix Se-- Um, what was I talking about/