No Kidding?

You know, I just spent the last few months looking for work. And now I have to go to a job to earn a living.

But somebody figured out a way to get paid for this!

Wow! How shocking! Because that wasn't what I was expecting to hear at all!

"It could also be due to the poor medical outlook for impoverished American ex-pop stars who have no health insurance, he said." So, doesn't that mean that he should take a sample of non-rock star impoverished Americans and find out? If this is the case then they're not really rock stars anymore, are they? I mean, that's not what's killing them, right?