If I Had No Other Reason to Dislike the UN...

This one would do just fine. The defence?

"We are applying a standard of morality that is very, very high but we cannot expect that soldiers when they go abroad are going to behave themselves as we think they should."

Gee, that's worked so well for United States troops.

"There are a wide range of countries being represented in the UN forces and among these there is always going to be a bad apple."

When do we get to hear Ted Kennedy or Cindy Sheehan go on a bit about the attrocities of the UN Right about the same time Sadaam starts building snowmen, I'd guess.