How NOT to mess with people

Wow. This is remarkable. I haven't finished reading it yet, but the person who runs the page says they will take it down when the phone is returned, so I figured I should post quickly. (If there's a big "THIS IS ALL A FAKE! SUCKERS!" at the end, don't tell me. I'll get there soon enough.

The 21st century, she is interesting, no? (Ok, no more Poirot for me...)

HT: Lileks.