Arrrgh

Just so ye not be fergettin', today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day, matey. O' course they posted it as the headline of Yahoo, those scaliwags, but maybe ye missed it there and ye had ta' see it here. Arrrrrgh! (Why is the rum gone?!?)

An UPDATE!

Sorry it's been sparse. Busy at work. I don't have the gumption for political ranting. (We're all gonna die. Is that short enough?) I haven't really got any new CG (but I will soon).

Star Trek: Remastered. I saw Miri. I haven't seen Balance of Terror yet. I'll give Miri a C+. I think their biggest problem is lighting. Maybe lighting an materials. It looks like game art from about five years ago. They really have lived up to their intention of just trying to recreate the original effects in a resolution to which the audience has become accustomed. They just didn't do a particularly inspiring job of it. Since there's no newly added WHOOSH factor (again: only Miri so far - so pretty much just planet shots) they invite a more direct comparison between the new version and the original. And they pretty much only got a base hit. (Arrgh! A sports metaphor in my Star Trek!) I think I could have done these effects as well, which is a little sad. That said, they managed a curiously retro-looking Earth. It was a weird mishmash of modern space shot and 1960s effect. I found it charming.

These new versions aren't drastic enough to woo the Star Wars prequel crowd, but they aren't done well enough to grab the attention of the old guard. OTOH, these are still being made. Like a series in production (because it is) they will (hopefully) learn from their mistakes. Whether this means we will see better CG or merely fancier composition remains to be seen. So far we haven't wandered into Star Wars territory. Paramount has been studiously noisy that the originals will remain available. We'll re-enter this debate in however many years time if and when the original eps become unavailable and are replaced with these "remasters".

Speaking of Star Wars (and when do we not?) I got the new DVDs. I got the collector's tin at Best Buy. The tin has painted artwork on it instead of photoshop. (If you went to Wal-Mart they came with comic books. It was a tough call.) In their meager defense, the DVD covers have photoshop on the front and the artwork that the photoship is based on is on the backs. The DVD menus are all original poster art, as well as all of the art on the discs themselves. It's not a bad looking package. They didn't put their best foot forward, but the rest of it was really cool.

It's almost disconcerting to see the titles go right from "STAR WARS" to "It is a period of civil war..." with no Episode IV: A New Hope. This will, of course, only reinforce my 1977 snobbiness. On my (kinda) little TV, the transfers look great. Well, great as ever. I HATE the uber-crisp, over-saturated transfer that the SEs got. The lightsabers and blaster fire looks much better on these "washed out" transfers, in my opinion.

On the one hand I think they could have done SOME clean up work (there's a lot of wiggle in the opening shots) but otoh this looks like Star Wars to me. This looks like it's pre-digital. And everything looks like it was made at the same time, not twenty to twenty-five years apart. That's the biggest thing I hate about the SE changes: They don't look like they're the same movie. They're fun. Some of them are really cool. The Falcon taking off out of Mos Eisley rocks. Just not in Star Wars.

There were about 19 different audio mixes of Star Wars, even in 1977 (70mm Dolby mix, stereo mix, mono mix, Ben Burtt had a boring day and wanted something to do mix). This one STILL doesn't have "Close the blast doors!" on it. I think that mix is lost, since when they "restored" it on the SE its obviously not the same voice. But I can hear Williams' music loud and clear when the X-wings start their attack run.

As I've said before these will not look great on your nice big 16:9 TV set (which I don't have yet) which is what all of the pitchforks and torches are for (this time). But don't worry, by all accounts, Lucas will be making a grab for our wallets again next year for the 30th anniversary. If they don't include nicer copies of the original movies than these, I'm staying home again. Wow, I feel like I have free will again!

I now have Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi on my video iPod. That's cool.

BTW, I am now officially a sub-40 fuddy-duddy. The menus load with a very brief animation and then just sit there. I LOVE it. I think there should be some basic rules of DVD menus. They should be clear, basic, let you do everything easily. They should be created with the notion that people will BUY this disc and might watch it more than once. When I boot up my Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD I don't WANT to watch your stupid little animation. I want to watch my show! Star Trek is worse. The Harry Potter DVDs are of the devil. So is Batman Begins. If I want to watch all the extras, I don't want to play a (*expletive*) GAME to get to my CONTENT. Grrrr. Arrrgh. That Star Wars menus are juuuuuust perfect. Oh, one other thing. If there's a BIG SURPRISE at the end of a movie? DON'T PUT IT ON THE MENUS! Stupid gits. I know people to this day are cheesed that the BIG SURPRISING SPACE SHIP from the end of Close Encounters of the Third Kind is on the COVER of the DVDs. I'm inclined to agree. Someday I'll have to rate good DVD menus and bad ones. I know someone who accidentally left the menu screen running on The Thomas Crown Affair and wound up killing his whole family. Very sad.

Don't forget: Tomorrow is National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrrrgh.

Happy Birthday Jonathan!

Six years old today. Believe it or not. Ahhh, nothing like the young to make you feel old, right?

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

Today after work I will be driving to Best Buy. I will be buying Star Wars for the first time since 1993. I may hate the transfer when I get a widescreen TV, but for today I will be content.

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy....

Ahhhhhh...

Here's a review.

Tallguy History

My first ever Star Trek toy! Colorforms! (How can you NOT love the internet?)



We got these on a trip to Grandma and Grandpa's in Phoenix when I was 6. I'd play with colorforms and watch Star Trek in the afternoons. I remember it threw me when The Menagerie was a TWO-PARTER. I don't remember if I watched Balance of Terror then or if I just remember the Romulan ship from the end credits. Maybe both.

Anyway, just to point out, this is obviously all my parents' fault.

Happy Star Trek Day!

Hi gang. Not too much done to celebrate this great day of the 40th Anniversary, alas. I think there's a Trek special on TVLand tonight.

But I did continue tinkering with this. Changed the window sizes, altered the shapes of the control towers a bit. Did a lot of mesh cleanup that you can't see. I think I have two details to add before it's "done" but that would just mean that I've got another untextured mesh.

Roddenberry Spins in His Grave

Here's the latest in the long progression of Franz Joseph Star Trek ships. The Federation Class Dreadnought. Back when the Feds shot first because they didn't want to wonder if they'd be able to shoot second. Kind of a Han Solo thing.

So long, farewell, Qapla', goodnight!

Ok, this is the weirdest thing I've heard today!

Ex-Klingons J.G. Hertzler (Martok) and Robert O'Reilly (Gowron) are joining several of the surviving members of the von Trapp family, made famous by the Oscar-winning film The Sound of Music, in a low-budget Christmas film.

The two Deep Space Nine actors will appear in The von Trapp Children Christmas Movie, according to ncFilm, which reports on movies shooting in the North Carolina area. The film will shoot at Durham's Studio in the Woods as well as on location in Greensboro, NC and Montana, with a start date of December 2006.

Four children descended from the original von Trapp family singers - Sofia, 18, Melanie, 16, Amanda, 15, and Justin, 11 - have been touring as a singing act but are taking time off for the film, according to Reuters. The four are grandchildren of Werner von Trapp, the younger of the two boys portrayed in The Sound of Music (there renamed Kurt).

Other cast members include Jerry Mathers, Kathy Lamkin and Megan Blake. The film, budgeted at less than $4 million, is being directed and shot by a team of former Star Trek visual effects specialists, including a cinematographer, production designer and composer. The Trek team members were acquaintances of the CEO of Studio in the Woods, a former state government liaison for public events including Star Trek conventions.

The von Trapp children will sing in the film, though it is not a musical but a road trip movie. Mathers' character narrates the story, written by Paul Shapiro. Werner, Agathe (Liesl) and Maria (Louisa) are the surviving members of the original von Trapp Family Singers, who fled Nazi-occupied Austria in the 1930s. The film is slated for a 2007 release.

I... I just don't know what to say. Klingons, Leave it to Beaver, and Sound of Music. Oh my!

If you saw this in a movie...

...you'd call BS. But in real life? Some people can do some pretty amazing things with really ugly aircraft.

New BSG - Early

Hi gang. Looks like the webisodes of Battlestar Galactica are up. I'll watch when I get home. One month 'till the new shows! Huzzah! (And the new DVDs will be out in a twinkling, so we can all be caught up and the street will overflow with SPOILERS! Oooooooh!)

A FOOTBALL Post on TGP!

Ahhhh, but don't worry. It's still a really GEEKY football post.

Here's the new theme for NBC's Sunday Night Football. Composed by some Williams guy.

From the sounds of it, does this mean the NFL is being replaced by droid armies controlled from space? Coooooool.

Trek Update Update

Here's more. Some interesting details floating about today (yesterday, whendever).

Seems the way the project has been kept airtight under wraps is that it hasn't been going on that long. A couple of months. They don't have 79 episodes in the can waiting to be unleashed on an unsuspecting public. More info here at Ain't it Cool.

With the news that they don't have all of the eps actually finished, this just occurred to me. In a way, Star Trek is back in production! There are people scrambling like crazy to put Star Trek on the air every week! How cool is that?

How'd you like to be the poor sod who has to make Alternative Factor interesting? But I bet in a sick way they're actually competing for who gets to do "Spock's Brain".

Some people have asked, is this being done by the Trek Enhanced guy? The answer is no, and Mr. Dochterman has his thoughts here on his blog.

Well, Star Trek is about to turn 40. No, I won't have an animation up, but it looks like someone will. And then some.

The Blorg!

It's Friday. So I leave you with this week's Brewster Rockit.

Boldly going-- SOON

How did they manage to keep THIS under thier hats? It's airing in TWO WEEKS!

I'm torn. Mainly because we've been burned before (Star Wars). This could be a lot of fun. (I guess I don't need to do my Balance of Terror SE now.) But if it becomes THE Star Trek, then I'm lighting torches and finding an angry mob. As long as they continue to keep the originals updated (to current formats, I mean) and available, I'm all for it.

I gather this will only be aired on HD. I don't have HD and I'm not getting it just for Star Trek. Really. Plus, when I get my HDTV then my shiny new Star Wars DVDs will look really lousy. What a world.

"I'd say about 10 guns..."

"Some on the surface, some on the towers."

A misquote? If I was quoting Star Wars, yes. Since I'm quoting The Damn Busters, the movie that George "borrowed" the trench run from, no.

And here's a bit of interesting news.

Why I Hate 'The Right Stuff'

Not much today. But there's this.

Yes, I've heard they're redoing the FX on Star Trek. And maybe the music. I'll rant when it becomes necessary.

Some people are just OLD

I would like to point out, here, in front of all 10 of my readers, that the Hog or Waart is

40

today. Just thought I'd mention that. (Wow, he's older than Star Trek.) Please use the comments section to wish Mr. KD a Happy Happy Birthday. Just remember, he doesn't work in outer space, he's in Iowa. Send him a hex map, 'cause otherwise he'll be up all night drawing his own. Nice man, very sad...

(Sorry, I really don't have any embarassing pictures of the young lad handy. Maybe later.)

A little Moore

A very nice article about our favorite rag-tag fleet and the people that run it. (I love that those words have never appeared on the show, yet that's what everyone involved with the show calls it.)

Well good heavens. David Eick was a Sam Raimi guy! Used to produce Hercules and the Darkman sequels. (Didn't produce Xena, as the article claims. Hey, it's the New York Times, how can they be wrong?)

This is a nice bit about Moore:

"In grade school he built models, including an extremely detailed miniature of the Enterprise, which he still has today, and wrote stories about dinosaurs fighting in World War II. He went to Cornell to study political science on a Navy R.O.T.C. scholarship. Though he flunked out of college and never ended up joining the Navy, he still has a deep affinity for the institution and its rituals and still subscribes to the Navy journal Proceedings (''Much to my horror,'' says his wife, Terry, who grew up in Berkeley). In his office in L.A., Moore has a complete set of Samuel Eliot Morrison's multivolume history of the Navy's World War II campaigns, a model of the U.S.S. Utah and an actual ship's binnacle (as well as a rather vicious-looking bat'leth, the ceremonial sword of the Klingon empire)."

Wow, a Hollywood guy writing about the military that actually has a passing experience and interest in the military? That's crazy talk!

I'm curious about that quote from his wife. From the BSG podcasts I'd gotten the impression that she was rather pro-military. I believe he referred to her as "believing in invading countries" or some such. I also gather that he doesn't. I never could quite figure out how he can in one sentence say he's a big fan of Bill Clinton, and in the next say that he's based much of Gaius Baltar on him. Go fig.

Almost September, which means it's almost October!

How's the weather up here? Smarter!

C'mon. You had to know that I'd link to this.